is masturbating while smoking weed called masturblazing
no its called highjacking
guys no it’s weedwhacking
no its called dissapointing ur mother
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Friendly Korean checks to see if owl is still alive
> He’s saying:
“Mister… mister… get your wits together…”
Bird moves and gets up
“(exclamation) that was a surprise!”
I think it’s adorable that he calls it mister.
> Broken wing :(
> DAT FACE:
> Hahaha, the owl’s face like, “*** that h-OH****WHOTHE****AREYOU?!”> “Bro…hey bro you dead? You dead or ali- OH ****.”Translated by a non-Korean. I’m 100% sure this is correct.
Fat Channing tatum?
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![spoookyscary:
On February 14, 2001, an international group of nine 10- 15-year-old boys and girls were invited by NASA to direct the camera aboard the Mars Global Surveyor (MGS). When these kids took the controls of the camera, they picked up an image of an anomaly that has scientists puzzled. This picture shows a scattering of large, dark boulders in the middle of a relatively flat, light-colored plain. The puzzle is: Where did they come from? There are no mountains or large hills that the boulders could have broken off from. And their color is in sharp contrast to anything in the surrounding area.
“It’s puzzling,” said Michael Carr of the US Geological Survey. “I looked at a few pictures around [the area] and couldn’t find anything to explain it. Very puzzling! These are huge boulders. There are no indications of any outcrops that could shed such boulders.”
How huge are they? It is estimated that they are between 50 and 80 feet in diameter! Those are big rocks! “Wow! These have me totally stumped,” commented Ron Greeley of Arizona State University. “Not only is the dark color of the boulders a surprise, but they appear totally out of context in the surrounding terrain. There is nothing in the rest of the image to suggest a source for such large boulders, nor their arrangement on the surface.”
One proposed theory is that the boulders are the remains of a meteor that shattered on impact. Yet there is no impact crater; the meteor would have had to have been moving quite slowly to make no crater and keep its fragments in such a close grouping. The meteor theory is highly unlikely. Planetary scientists have yet to come up with a plausible, satisfactory explanation for the boulders.](http://25.media.tumblr.com/a3b84c887b8229c4b9a6d4250ef86321/tumblr_mm41nvuWJ01s9jkgko1_400.gif)
On February 14, 2001, an international group of nine 10- 15-year-old boys and girls were invited by NASA to direct the camera aboard the Mars Global Surveyor (MGS). When these kids took the controls of the camera, they picked up an image of an anomaly that has scientists puzzled. This picture shows a scattering of large, dark boulders in the middle of a relatively flat, light-colored plain. The puzzle is: Where did they come from? There are no mountains or large hills that the boulders could have broken off from. And their color is in sharp contrast to anything in the surrounding area.
“It’s puzzling,” said Michael Carr of the US Geological Survey. “I looked at a few pictures around [the area] and couldn’t find anything to explain it. Very puzzling! These are huge boulders. There are no indications of any outcrops that could shed such boulders.”
How huge are they? It is estimated that they are between 50 and 80 feet in diameter! Those are big rocks! “Wow! These have me totally stumped,” commented Ron Greeley of Arizona State University. “Not only is the dark color of the boulders a surprise, but they appear totally out of context in the surrounding terrain. There is nothing in the rest of the image to suggest a source for such large boulders, nor their arrangement on the surface.”
One proposed theory is that the boulders are the remains of a meteor that shattered on impact. Yet there is no impact crater; the meteor would have had to have been moving quite slowly to make no crater and keep its fragments in such a close grouping. The meteor theory is highly unlikely. Planetary scientists have yet to come up with a plausible, satisfactory explanation for the boulders.
The Prehistoric Cube. In Austria around 1885, a cube made of iron, carbon, and nickel was discovered in a coal bed. The coal bed dated to around 12 to 70 million years ago, suggesting that the cube originated from the Tertiary period. At first glance, the geometry of the cube makes it appear to have been made by human hands. Why does this make the list of strange events in history? Well, the trouble with the theory is that there were no humans during the Tertiary period.
In 1983, the Natal shark Board brought up in its nets a formidable Bull Shark, weighting 116 Kg and 1.74 meters in length. During the autopsy, its stomach was found to contain 2.3 Kg of human flesh such as these dismembered feet.
